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The tubular knit reduces seam bulk for a smoother silhouette, while the double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord add subtle durability. Prints use modern DTF\/DTG methods for clear, resilient graphics; embroidery options are available for a more tactile finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from a balanced cotton\/polyester blend, it keeps warmth without feeling heavy. 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